Thursday, November 1, 2007

Worst nap? Poop pants row.

credit: Mike Bromberg

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

We poop. Ew!

credit: Mike Bromberg

Wednesday, August 1, 2007

Oops, I ran on Ari's poo.

credit: Mike Bromberg

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

"Dualisms?" I nod, "Eh, still, it's hedonisms I laud."

"Draw not rat-snot, limp mud," I say, as I dump Milton's tart onward!

Draw no sore-hung gnus - nude, wet, stewed, unsung gnu heros - onward!

Draw desk-cocks, Edward.

Dr. Alder's reward: red nun underdrawers, red lard.

Doryman, I gave wet ewe vagina my rod.

Hanna made Ted a man? Nah!

Dog food lid: dildo of God

Dog doo--Good God!

Do slam Ron--bust a fat, subnormal sod.

Do I repress arcane poo to open a crasser period?

Do get a Brut sample hot to help masturbate God!

"Diarists are deposed. I sniff inside, so pederasts I raid.

Dial late: got to get Al laid.

"Di, ash-kiss an elk cock!" Lena's Sikh said.

Departed E.T. raped

Dennis and Edna bedded Deb, and Edna sinned.

"poop" sides reversed is "poop"

credit: ME!!

Deirdre paid Sal as diaper dried.

Debate: "Will I wet a bed?"

Deb ate women; Nemo wet a bed.

Deb, a red nude tart, sullies a vase (illustrated) under a bed.

I roamed under it as a tired, nude Maori.

Did Mom poop? Mom did.

A sign: I bored nine men in derobing Isa.

"Wet snot," sobs Tim, " - it's Boston stew!"

"Did I do nine men in Deb's bed?" "Nine men," I nod "I did."

Eva, can I, Nordic Cal, flee Fifi's sad ass if I feel flaccid Ron in a cave?

This is a classic, take any palindrome, and put Eva, can a cave? Around it.

Eva, can I puke Elsa's leek up in a cave?
Eva, can I Nail Lillian in a cave?
Eva, can I, Deb, a Red nut, pure, supple, help pus erupt under a bed in a cave?
Eva, can I, Sharon, say Riah saw tits? I moan, "Naomi's tit was hairy as Norah's in a cave!"

But a nose is super, as are pussies on a tub

But a nip made lame female damp in a tub., tell Liz I'll let her rub!

Boring: I arraign, I sit, I plan, I run, I pee deep in urinal pit, I sing, I arraign, I rob!

As I pee, sir, I see Pisa!

anal sex, if deified, fixes lana

Ria, help pin nipple hair.


Amen, Ewen. A new enema!

Al lets Burt rub Stella.

A tart's bust: is it substrata?

A plan: I rub urinal, Pa.

Flat penis is inept, Alf.

No, son, Onanism’s a gross orgasm-sin—a no-no, son!

Naw, I’m a drowsy man—I gave not one vagina my sword (am I wan!)

Dale - its a pastie, lad!

Desrae, her nude idyll at a fetish site, fatally died--unrehearsed.

Nude, lucid, I ridiculed U.N.

"Nella's bosom, signor--it's a cast-iron gismo!" sobs Allen.

Kay, a red nude, pooped under a yak.

God, sad exes poop sex ed as dog!

credit: Mike Bromberg

Monday, July 30, 2007

Poop it, fart raft. I poop

credit: Mike Bromberg

Was it Eliot's toilet I saw?

Tulsa's mom's a slut.

Solo gigolos

Sex Alert: "Ella, my mallet relaxes!"

Sex-aware era waxes.

No sex, or extra-wet Stewart xeroxes on.

Nail Lillian!

My gym taxes sex at my gym.

Lana fixes sex, if anal.

He snubs Bob's buns, eh?

He repaid a no-name Pacific Apeman on a diaper, eh?

Hot tuba. Put it up a butt, oh.

God! A red nugget! A fat egg under a dog!

Flesh! Saw Mom wash self!

Egad! No bondage?

Ed, I help pink nipple hide.

Diaper sin is repaid

Deep orgasm lift for Cara: Lara Croft film's a grope, Ed

okay, this one doesn't make any sense, I know.

Debate with girl last; if it's all right, I wet a bed.

Bob mixes sex. I'm Bob

A man, a plan, anal. ...Panama?

Butt tub

A slut nixes sex in Tulsa



Anal sex at noon taxes Lana

also "Dog sex at noon taxes God." etc.